Limey Lang

[Clegg]

I had a kebab a couple of hours ago. It was either that, fried chicken from the ****ty place, or a quarter pounder.

To be honest I'm regretting not going with the quarter pounder. I might try and russle up a snack soon.

I just finished watching the film Kids. Anyone seen it? It didn't impress me too much.

[Oasis_Lad]

Is that the one were the birds gets diagnosed with AIDS, and a little unawares fellas shags her as she's sleeping, at the end?

[Clegg]

Aye, that's the one.

To be fair, despite being unconscious, she put more effort into it than most of my shags.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, that's the one.

To be fair, despite being unconscious, she put more effort into it than most of my shags.

Aye, but have any of them given yer teh aids?

[Oasis_Lad]

It gave me the 'orn, that's for sure.

[Clegg]

Probably not.

[Southpaw Stinger]

It gave me the 'orn, that's for sure.

Is it a wanking film, Laddie?

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, it's in Welter's top 10, so it is.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm none the wiser, Laddie.

The Goonies is in Welt's top ****in' 10.

[Oasis_Lad]

Welter's top 10:

Baby's day out
Lolita
Look who's talking
Kids
The Little Rascals
Spy Kids
The Goonies
3 men and a Baby
Problem Child
Bugsy Malone