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Tell Martin to get a move on a drink that can. He's beginning to look like a Yank. -
The **** knows how to savour his stella, eh Laddie, and I bet that pizza aint too apetising now. Ol Marty has been munching it for months and still don't look like he's made much progress...the tart!Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View PostComment
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There is a house in New Orleans.... no, wait, there isn't.
Hurricane Katrina FTW.Comment
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An Irishman , an Englishman and a Scot releases a Genie from its lantern.
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Irishman then replies, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So , with a blink of the Genie's eye , the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman then makes his wish , "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no invader will get in for all eternity.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye , there appeared a huge wall around England.
The Scot then asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 500 feet high, 100 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Scot says, "Aye, fill it up with water."Comment
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If it wasn't for New Orleans Rock and Roll wouldn't exist.Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View PostComment
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Serious question lads: Wlad of 2009 vs prime Corrie Sanders. What happens?Comment
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You mean Vitali? Wlad won't step near him regardless of his improved abilities.Originally posted by Clegg View Post
The big brother will clean up their mess once again.Comment
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