Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

She'd have been slowly pulled towards him by his gravitational pull and then: BOOM! she'd have been obliterated upon contacting his huge mass.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, that seems the most likely outcome.

Olive Oyl should have counted her blessings that she never had Jessica Rabbit to compete with.

[Oasis_Lad]

I remember that time you starred in that ****o, babes..... "When Mass Attracts Ass"

Twas an underrated gem I thought.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, happy times. The critics shouted it down cos they didn't like the way I told the slags to be quiet while I rodded them. They also weren't impressed when I finished up quickly, downed a Stella and went to sleep.

I think any bum boy in my place would have done the same thing.

[Oasis_Lad]

"Short but sweet with a very long meat" twas my opinion.

[Southpaw Stinger]

It did the job, Laddie.

That quote of yours is going on the re-release cover.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, the Blu-Ray with behind the scenes footage.

[Southpaw Stinger]

The bit on the extras where I tell me racist jokes to the cast and crew is a real one to watch, Laddie.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, also that scene were you beat a spastic to death.

[Southpaw Stinger]

To tell yer the truth, I didn't know I was being filmed there. What you see there is an all natural Stinger, in his everyday life.