Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

I've been watching you, Clegg, a lot recently. You look so good when you exit the shower.

[iPretty Boy32]

Afternoon, ****s. How is everyone feeling?

I feel like a pint, or two, or ten...

[Oasis_Lad]

Leave this thread, please.....

No ****s are welcome here.

[Oasis_Lad]

Besides me, obviously.

[iPretty Boy32]

I am not a ****, that was totally uncalled for. How dare you speak to me like that, although its no shock, being that you're from Glasgow.

[Clegg]

Is that Alt Assassin?

[D-MiZe]

****.

[Clegg]

Anyone else in love with Eva Green?

If not, watch The Dreamers. Not the greatest of films, but she spends enough time naked that your :wank: :wank: :wank: will overshadow the plot anyway.

[WhoreUs]

Once again, for Mr. Pink:

Goodbye Joe Calzaghe
Though you had gotton old
You had the grace to decide yourself
While NSB morons trolled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they all had **** for brains
They said you were a windmill
And they gave you derogatory nick names

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Being great was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Wales created a superstar
You'll always be a dish, even when you haven't shaved
Even when you retired
Oh the morons still hounded you
They said you weren't a dish
Even though those same morons
Would have pounded you
Can anyone deny this?

Goodbye Joe Calzaghe
From the young man wanking in the 22nd row
Who sees you as extremely ***ual
Super ***y, Super Joe

forget joe.

defend a truly great british fighter.

ricky the hitman hatton.

[WhoreUs]

Anyone else in love with Eva Green?

If not, watch The Dreamers. Not the greatest of films, but she spends enough time naked that your :wank: :wank: :wank: will overshadow the plot anyway.

i liked kingdom of heaven.

aside from that haven't seen much of her work.