Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, them ****ing dog walkers never played fetch again.

[Rocky...]

I have knocked one out to Archie Gemmil's goal against Holland though.

[Derranged]

Derranged, you ever went on a booze and coke binge and then woken up next to a naked man in a Manhattan apartment?



I haven't.

No I havent.

But I've woken up next to fat chicks, even wound up in the bathroom with some crackhead girl everyone calls monkey face

Alcohol causes me to fuck girls I normally wouldnt.

[Oasis_Lad]

Being American and waking up next to a fat person would be an every day occurrence I'd have thought?

[Rocky...]

No I havent.

But I've woken up next to fat chicks, even wound up in the bathroom with some crackhead girl everyone calls monkey face

Alcohol causes me to fuck girls I normally wouldnt.

You slept with a black girl

[Derranged]

Being American and waking up next to a fat person would be an every day occurrence I'd have thought?

Well, for many people.

I on the other hand am in very good shape, so much that many of the girls I mess with weigh more than I do, and they arent even really fat.

You must be fat yourself, with all that booze, ****ers and eggs.

[Derranged]

You slept with a black girl

No.. they called her that because her face litterally resembles a monkey a little bit. She is actually Irish and German-American.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'll admit to being a little overweight, I won't lie. All the extra weight goes to me beer belly.

[Southpaw Stinger]

We lost a bit of weight together last night, didn't we Laddie?

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye. That's what'll happen when you end up in hospital connected to a drip after a massive bevy session.