Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Hard 'a starboard, Mr Laddie.

[Patty Tanager]

Nice to see the bumboy's back in action.

I've been semi-retired since the unfortunate incident of me dropping a dumbell on me ****in' laptop. But fear not the **** has been fixed, and we're back in business.

[Oasis_Lad]

Batten down, Southpaw. Your Beam needs to Bear right down on my Bitter End.

Your Bulkhead should feel like a Burdened Vessel inside the Bridge of my Bowline.

Your Cabin needs to Capsize my Chafing Gear.

.... That's all I can be arsed serenading you with, darling.

[The RealDeal]

Aye just pretend I'm no here.

[Southpaw Stinger]

That's more than enough, babes.

I was already weak knee'd after reading the first two lines.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye just pretend I'm no here.

How are you?

[Oasis_Lad]

That's more than enough, babes.

I was already weak knee'd after reading the first two lines.

If they ever re-made Carrie, except with an Ocean Liner, and the Ocean Liner was a romantic....... Then they should look no further! I'm the writer they need.

[Patty Tanager]

Hands up, who has wanked over the new series of Bear Grylls?.

[The RealDeal]

How are you?

No bad wee sacks.

I was at the cinema earlier and saw Fast & Furious.

[Oasis_Lad]

No bad wee sacks.

I was at the cinema earlier and saw Fast & Furious.

No foreign subtitled flicks for you then?