Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Do it. ........................

[Clegg]

Out of Johnnie Walker eh?

[Oasis_Lad]

You a whisky man, Clegg?

[Clegg]

Riz, if you're going to kill yourself, make sure you think it through first.

What I mean is, are you going to shoot up a classroom, make it look like an auto-****** asphyxiation *** game gone wrong, or do it live on JustinTV?

[Clegg]

Yeah, I like whisky.

I wouldn't call myself a connoisseur, however. A cheap bottle of the stuff does the trick just as well as the pricey brands.

[Oasis_Lad]

You know it makes sense.

[Clegg]

I think I'm gonna get pissed and watch 'The Thing'.

[Oasis_Lad]

Great movie. It is the Carpenter version I assume?

[Carlton Banks]

I'm masturbating while watching Hannah Montana.

[Clegg]

Yeah, the Carpenter version. He had some great films in the past, shame he's been on a bad run of form for the past 10-20 years.

Selena Gomez>Hannah Montana.