Limey Lang

[Sir Tom Jones]

Joe is a ***y **** no doubt about it, but you know Lennox is packing the mother of all trousersnakes. Look at the way Tyson dropped to knees during that press conference just trying to get a mouthful of Lennox 3rd leg.

lennox would **** him till tyson loved him. Fact!

[Oasis_Lad]

He-Man was the Peter North of his time.

[Left Hook Tua]

prime tyson would have knocked out lewis i think.

[Oasis_Lad]

I am Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia and the Sorrow of Moldavia.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I am the eggman I am the Walrus.

[Oasis_Lad]

I am Orson Welles, your Master and you will OBEY ME, Yanks!

[Southpaw Stinger]

Put down that bucket of chicken and shoot at the sky, ****s!

[Oasis_Lad]

They even mentioned beforehand that the broadcast was fictitious.

Yank: "Mah, wot dus fiktishus mean?

Momma Yank: "I' be damned if I know, Bobby Joe bobby"

Yank: "Mah, dey say dem alien's be a'cuming"

Momma Yank: "Quick, Bobby Joe Bobby - Grab there them rifles, and *******s and pistols and a'follow me. We'll show dese aliuns that us americuns wont stans for no Commieness - YEE HAW!"

[Southpaw Stinger]

It was Welles' voice that convinced 'em, Laddie.

He could tell yer the world is flat and yer'd be forced to believe him.

[Oasis_Lad]

He's got a top 5 voice of all-time.