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    Don't fuckin' believe it. Just got told to go home after getting pissed at a party. What else is one mean't to do at a bleedin' party?

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      What's the world coming to when you can't get pissed at a bleedin' party?

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        Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
        What's the world coming to when you can't get pissed at a bleedin' party?
        They didn't seem to mind that I was already pissed when I arrived. Maybe I angered too many guys, offended too many girls... who knows?

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          Groping trousersnakes were you?

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            Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
            Groping trousersnakes were you?
            Everything in sight, babes. You already know what an opportunist I am.

            You drunk yet, babes?

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              I'm getting there, darling. Slowly but surely....this Jack's going down a treat so it is.

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                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                I'm getting there, darling. Slowly but surely....this Jack's going down a treat so it is.

                I'm on the Jack as well, Laddie.

                I got me own little party going on right here and also a better selection of drinks.

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                  There's a party in me pants and yer invited, babes. This is one party you won't be thrown out of.

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                    Cheers, me lover. I was planning on sneaking in when yer back was turned anyway.

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                      Help yerself to some of me special sauce, lover.

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