Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I like their chocolate and Federer .

Can you get me a cheap case of Swiss chocolate? The last plonka I asked clearly bought Cadbury and tried to pass it off as Swiss.

[Rodney Trotter]

We're doing a cracking line in out of date Swiss chocolate at the moment.

It might kill you, but for the price there can be no complaints..

[Hattie_Carroll]

We're doing a cracking line in out of date Swiss chocolate at the moment.

It might kill you, but for the price there can be no complaints..

Did Del Boy's Son turn out to be the Anti-Christ then?

[Southpaw Stinger]

We're doing a cracking line in out of date Swiss chocolate at the moment.

It might kill you, but for the price there can be no complaints..

I'm selling it on. If it kills a few ****s then at least I can say that I gave them the goods they requested. Can't say fairer than that.

[Rodney Trotter]

Did Del Boy's Son turn out to be the Anti-Christ then?

I don't think Del is the dad to be honest with you. That whiny little devil is no Trotter. He needs a good kick in the **** that's for sure.

I'm selling it on. If it kills a few ****s then at least I can say that I gave them the goods they requested. Can't say fairer than that.

No money back, no guarantee.

That's the name of the game.

[Hattie_Carroll]

Black or white
Rich or poor

[Southpaw Stinger]

Black or white
Rich or poor

I ain't cutting no prices though.

[Hattie_Carroll]

I ain't cutting no prices though.

Just rip right through me instead with yer trousersnake.

What a way to go.

[Rodney Trotter]

I am an up and cummer .

[Southpaw Stinger]

That would do I think. I mean, if I sell someone a faulty item then I just offer them a portion of me beef bayonet. No refunds, just the torusersnake.

I am an up and cummer .

Yer a great new member, so you are.