Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Get a Sambuca enema on the go.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Get some cranberry in there, should keep her in check.

I aint got no cranberry. Pomegranate juice will have to do.

Get a Sambuca enema on the go.

That sounds hardcore!

[Oasis_Lad]

It's what us bum boys are all about.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

It's what us bum boys are all about.

Then I'm on that **** with the quickness like the dosia on a fat assed jeggin bird.

[Oasis_Lad]

Bottoms up!

[Oasis_Lad]

Are these the worst song titles ever? I came across them as I ventured into the Hip-Hop lounge for my daily giggle:

She got a donk
She thirsty
Turn my swag on
Crank that
Bapes

[TheHoff'sGhost]

She got a donk is right up there. It's a contender that's for sure, and probably will clear out the division and be undisputed champion.

[Oasis_Lad]

Your Mother's got a Penis > She got a Donk

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Laddie, me and the beach boys collaborated on a song for BigHitlerPump. I'm trying to seduce him. What do you think of me wee little song for the roid rager? Here it is:

I may not always green k you
But long as there are gays straddled above you
You never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it
God only knows who I'd bum without you

If you should ever red k me
Though life would still go on, believe me
The internet could show nothing to me
So what good would posting do me
God only knows who I’d bum without you

[Oasis_Lad]

Beautiful composition, darling.

He's one lucky moderator so he is.