Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Drink, Laddie. I've just had two pot noodles and now I'm hitting the bottles.

[Oasis_Lad]

Pot Noodles - the food of Gods.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Pot Noodles - the food of Gods.

Pot Noodles > Ambrosia

[Oasis_Lad]

Pot Noodles > everything.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Pot Noodles > everything.

One can't argue with that.

[Oasis_Lad]

I've got the Grolsch in me lover.

SCHTOP!

[Frankie_Boyle]

A census taker tried to test me once, so I ate his liver with some Fish Fingers and a bottle of Jacob's Creek.

[Oasis_Lad]

5 empty green bottles laying on the floor
5 empty green bottles laying on the floor
If I drink another bottle
Just 1 more
That'll be 6 empty green bottles laying on the floor.

[Chunk..]

Why are Leeds Utd fans such ****s?

[Gojira]

Why are Leeds Utd fans such ****s?

Only one person knows the anwser to that.