Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I had to sc**** a fiver together today just to get 8 ****in' bottles. Twas sober since Wednesday.

Tough times.

Me trousersnake is with yer, babes. I know that you'll always fight for yer drink.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, I didn't fancy being smitten by Alan for me blasphemous ways.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, I didn't fancy being smitten by Alan for me blasphemous ways.

Yer a true Scottish lad, that's for sure. Alan help the poor **** who stands between you and a pint.

[Oasis_Lad]

They'd feel Alan's wrath for sure.

****** ****s.

[Southpaw Stinger]

They'd feel Alan's wrath for sure.

****** ****s.

That they would, me lover.

How old do yer reckon Sam Peter is, Laddie?

[Oasis_Lad]

About 65 million. He was ****ting it from T-rex's back in the day.

[Clegg]

Sam Peter was Goliath's chief sparring partner.

That's why David won, because Goliath had no experience against an opponent that put it any effort at getting past the jab.

[Oasis_Lad]

Goliath was truly the Primo of his day.

[Barndog]

Goliath was truly the Primo of his day.

Primo-ejaculation.

You gay.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm a huge sufferer of Primo-Ejaculation. I won't lie.