Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Limey Lang

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    I change it every few months, babes. This is the first time you have been here to witness such an event. Like the migration of the wilderbeasts in Africa, the changing of the guard at Buck palance and the brushing of my limey teeth. You have seen a truely rare and sacred moment.
    I'm just about to tune in to see the moody limey ****, against the ***y matador with the biceps.

    Comment


      ***y Jack can break me doors down any day.

      Comment


        Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
        ***y Jack can break me doors down any day.
        Here's Johnny!

        You want me now don't you, Laddie? Just say the word and I'm all yours.

        I'm just about to tune in to see the moody limey ****, against the ***y matador with the biceps.
        Nadal looked shagged out yesterday, he always is by the time the US open comes around.

        Comment


          Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
          Here's Johnny!

          You want me now don't you, Laddie? Just say the word and I'm all yours.



          Nadal looked shagged out yesterday, he always is by the time the US open comes around.
          I'd shag him out.

          Comment


            I heard that if Nadal flexes his muscles universes rip apart.

            Comment


              Originally posted by Jambo Boy View Post
              I'd shag him out.
              I already have, hence his current condition.

              Comment


                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                I already have, hence his current condition.
                The biceps has won the first point.

                Comment


                  Originally posted by Jambo Boy View Post
                  The biceps has won the first point.
                  And I've whacked me first one out

                  Comment


                    Nadal is 4-2 up. in the third.

                    Comment


                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      I heard that if Nadal flexes his muscles universes rip apart.
                      So does my **** passage.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X
                      TOP