Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Use all the power your mighty trousersnake can summon.

Them footy threads ain't got a chance with my love serpent on the loose.

[Oasis_Lad]

We haqven't heard from the ***y Hoff today, darling. Think he hooked up with some ***y bum boy?

[Southpaw Stinger]

We haqven't heard from the ***y Hoff today, darling. Think he hooked up with some ***y bum boy?

I hope not, Laddie. You know I've always been the jealous type.

Remember what happend to that fat yank who tried to move in on the Hoff? Now the guy is no where to be seen.

[Flab]

What the **** did you do to my thread you ****!?

[Jambo boy]

What the **** did you do to my thread you ****!?

Go and post on a ****in' football forum you soapy titwank.

[Southpaw Stinger]

What the **** did you do to my thread you ****!?

I've given it dignity, spirit of the damnbusters etc.

[Flab]

I'm OUTRAGED!

[Flab]

I beautiful thread merged with scum like Liverpool and Tottenham!

[Jambo boy]

I'm OUTRAGED!

Only coz yer poxy team got thrashed by schoolkids.

[Flab]

Only coz yer poxy team got thrashed by schoolkids.

Bad ref. After that first goal we lost interest.