Limey Lang

[Naps]

We're putting all those other ****ty groups to shame.

I know, I actually had a real sense of pride when I saw our membership numbers compared to all the other Johnny Foreigner groups.

Get in you bum boys!!!!!!!!

[TheHoff'sGhost]

We're putting all those other ****ty groups to shame.

The fat yanks are getting desperate aint they laddie. They had to recruit Duggie to team america to boost their numbers.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

And **** lifestyle flashy an all. Us limeys are the top of the shagging tree and those fannys can't even reach the first branch.

'Ave it!

[Naps]

Reet, I'm off for another attempt at kip. In a bit sailors.

[Oasis_Lad]

The fat yanks are getting desperate aint they laddie. They had to recruit Duggie to team america to boost their numbers.

Don't be shocked if Americans turn up in the Lang posing as Jehova's witnesses and "accidentally" hand over pamphlets with 'Join Team Solid Americans and you will be saved" written on them.

****s!

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Solid Americans? I've filled the pan with turds more solid than them ****s.

Don't worry laddie, we can get Naps on fat yank watch. He'll be up day and night keeping an eye on who comes and goes. Not one single obese yank will slip through.

[Oasis_Lad]

Oh, say can you see
Our **** economy

That should be the opening line of the American national anthem.

[Naps]

Solid Americans? I've filled the pan with turds more solid than them ****s.

Don't worry laddie, we can get Naps on fat yank watch. He'll be up day and night keeping an eye on who comes and goes. Not one single obese yank will slip through.

Damn straight, I'll cover the graveyard shifts. Any Yanks slipping in here with their squeaky accents and general ****ness and I'll bum em 6 ways from sunday. They won't come back quickly after that.

Sure I was going to try and sleep now......

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Damn straight, I'll cover the graveyard shifts. Any Yanks slipping in here with their squeaky accents and general ****ness and I'll bum em 6 ways from sunday. They won't come back quickly after that.

Sure I was going to try and sleep now......

We'll keep watch over the place for a while now though so get some kip you slag. We need you in tip top shape for when you next clock in. These fat yanks are sneaky, I caught one of em putting on a corset to disguise himself. I said to the **** "Oi, ****, that corset wont hide yer rolls of fat, you aint fooling no-one, now hop it".

[Southpaw Stinger]

Does team limey bum boy have an anthem? I remember yer doing a fairly ***y composition a while back, Hoff.