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    #21461
    Anyone see Hatton on Soccer Am this morning?

    He looks trim and in shape.

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      #21462
      Originally posted by MickyHatton View Post
      Anyone see Hatton on Soccer Am this morning?

      He looks trim and in shape.

      He was wearing a ****ing girdle, so he was.

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        #21463
        You guys all watching Clinton?

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          #21464
          what up dawwgs! or something like that...

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            #21465
            Awright me darlings? Laddie and his trousersnake are here to show you bum boys a good time.

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              #21466
              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              Awright me darlings? Laddie and his trousersnake are here to show you bum boys a good time.
              Thank Alan for that me dear. I've had a **** day at work and the only cure is stella and a wee bit of how's yer father. Give me a whack or two with yer love truncheon laddie

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                #21467
                Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
                Thank Alan for that me dear. I've had a **** day at work and the only cure is stella and a wee bit of how's yer father. Give me a whack or two with yer love truncheon laddie
                6-0 eh, Hoff. You must be sportin' a pretty big one.

                What was that, Petrov's 70th goal of the season?

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                  #21468
                  Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                  6-0 eh, Hoff. You must be sportin' a pretty big one.

                  What was that, Petrov's 70th goal of the season?
                  Aye, he's scored 50 of em in the last three games though, the ****. Ol Marty told him to buck his bastard ideas up and the blonde tart just started ****ing em in. Fair play to the slag like, it's about time.

                  I still haven't seen his goal yet. I've heard he blasted it in from 200 yards.

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                    #21469
                    Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
                    Aye, he's scored 50 of em in the last three games though, the ****. Ol Marty told him to buck his bastard ideas up and the blonde tart just started ****ing em in. Fair play to the slag like, it's about time.

                    I still haven't seen his goal yet. I've heard he blasted it in from 200 yards.
                    A space shuttle couldn't travel further, me dear.

                    Petrov's strike would have orbited the Dosia's head twice and returned safely.

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                      #21470
                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      A space shuttle couldn't travel further, me dear.

                      Petrov's strike would have orbited the Dosia's head twice and returned safely.
                      **** me, the fella has got some power in them there boots of his. Could he fire a shot as far as I shoot me warrior tadpoles though, that's the bloody question. I reckon it'd be a close call, with me warrior tadpoles just edging it.

                      Me warrior tadpoles overtook a concorde once, back in the day, then went on another orbit of the earth and lapped the ****in concorde.

                      'Ave it you concorde slag! After getting embarrassed like that no wonder the concorde didn't fly again.

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