Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I think it's karma, me darlin.

You've been the ginge predator for so long that you're prey have decided to turn on yer. Reminds me of an event in Manchester a few decades ago. A bloke went around all the pubs and clubs at night, terrorising the local poofs. One day they found the fella tied upside hanging from his ceiling with his own trousersnake cut off and shoved up his arse.

Babes, the ginges are trying to bring down yer trousersnake. Don't turn yer back on the ****s for a second.

I've noticed that our beloved limey lounge is being overrun by ginges and ginge sympathisers recently. You're right southpaw me lover, this must be the reason for the ginge allegations.

I'm gonna keep me eyes peeled so I am. Fellas like Mik, Peroxide and other ginge's need to be watched at all times.

[Naps]

I'm not gonna stand for it southpaw. I've got me finger on the pwn trigger and I'm ready to fire at any **** who calls me a ginge again. There's some things that I can forgive, but calling me a ginge, well it's just not on.

The only way out of this one is to post a pic of yout chest hair in good light. Otherwise you are always gonna be known as a ginge.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

The only way out of this one is to post a pic of yout chest hair in good light. Otherwise you are always gonna be known as a ginge.

You're right Naps. A picture of me pecs is the only way to resolve matters.

It shall be done.

[Naps]

You're right Naps. A picture of me pecs is the only way to resolve matters.

It shall be done.

It wasn't my idea, Stinger implored me to tempt you into a chest pic. Can't think why though.......

[TheHoff'sGhost]

It wasn't my idea, Stinger implored me to tempt you into a chest pic. Can't think why though.......

I'm just getting it done now, but I'm having to breathe in to suck in me beer belly.

I shall post it now.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Bleedin eck' at this rate I'll be out of beers before the first round.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Bleedin eck' at this rate I'll be out of beers before the first round.

Me too Southpaw. I think I'll have to get the whisky out.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Me too Southpaw. I think I'll have to get the whisky out.

I just better hope that the pot noodle in me cupboard has been fermenting these past few months.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I just better hope that the pot noodle in me cupboard has been fermenting these past few months.

If there's one thing you can rely on, it's a bleeding pot noodle.

No fear southpaw, you won't be disappointed.

[Southpaw Stinger]

You watching the Mitchell fight, Hoff?