Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

There was me blathering on about being an insomniac and what do i do? i go and ****in' fall asleep and wake up too late to order curry.

What a ****!

I think me theropy is too effective, Laddie. If it stops a man ordering a curry then somthing is wrong. I'm anouncing me retirement from the medical practice, babes. Freud can keep his crown, so he can.

[Oasis_Lad]

The day was not lost, Southpaw, babes. There's a little snack van just down the road from me that stays open 24/7 and i took a little midnight stroll and purchased a cheese burger, a chicken kebab and a portion of chips.

The other great thing about this snack bar is that it sells alcohol over the counter, illegally of course, but i'm sure us law abiding ****s can turn a blind eye when we are offered a couple of suds to wash the kebab down with, eh?

[Southpaw Stinger]

The day was not lost, Southpaw, babes. There's a little snack van just down the road from me that stays open 24/7 and i took a little midnight stroll and purchased a cheese burger, a chicken kebab and a portion of chips.

The other great thing about this snack bar is that it sells alcohol over the counter, illegally of course, but i'm sure us law abiding ****s can turn a blind eye when we are offered a couple of suds to wash the kebab down with, eh?

Damn ****ing right, Laddie. I'd turn a blind eye to murder if it mean't getting a stella. I'm one heartless **** these days.

Anyway, time for some valium and a nice long kip methinks. G'night babes

[Oasis_Lad]

Night, babes.

A Valium a day
Keeps the voices in my head at bay.

[Oasis_Lad]

Annie overrated the **** out of that pwntender bout, did he not, Hoff?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Annie overrated the **** out of that pwntender bout, did he not, Hoff?

Aye, it was two lads with limited skills knocking lumps out of each other. When you watch the more experienced pwners work in the dome it's like watching a title fight involving two world class P4P champs, but Dave vs 2nd, in comparison, was like watching back yard boxing.

Nevertheless, it was worth the entrance fee, eh Laddie.

What do you make of Al CaPWN? He's doing good work, aint he.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, it was two lads with limited skills knocking lumps out of each other. When you watch the more experienced pwners work in the dome it's like watching a title fight involving two world class P4P champs, but Dave vs 2nd, in comparison, was like watching back yard boxing.

Nevertheless, it was worth the entrance fee, eh Laddie.

What do you make of Al CaPWN? He's doing good work, aint he.

He could be the tottenham of this tournament and surprise everyone by going all the way.

His style bamboozles, that's for sure.

Smokin' basically gave up as soon as the bell rang.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

He could be the tottenham of this tournament and surprise everyone by going all the way.

His style bamboozles, that's for sure.

Smokin' basically gave up as soon as the bell rang.

His literary playfulness has impressed me no ****ing end, I must say. The lad's got the ability to go far in the pwnage business. Smokin' just didn't know what to do. That twizzle was at a loss and went the no mas route before the bout had even got going properly.

Who's your pick for the final laddie? Al CaPWN will get there, of that there is no doubt, but who will he match up with in the decider?

[Oasis_Lad]

I see the whole tournament being called off after Annie throws a hissy fit when he gets knocked out at the quarter finals stage.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I see the whole tournament being called off after Annie throws a hissy fit when he gets knocked out at the quarter finals stage.

If Annie was in it that's how it would end up, most bloody definitely, but this tournament is just for the up and comers in the dome. The pretenders to the pwn crown are all in the mix to determine which fellas deserve the right to challenge the established stars.

I think Annie is gonna give the winner a shot at his title, if the slag aint banned again by then. If he is banned I think the plan is to throw em into a warm up bout with Versy just to keep the pwntender champ busy in the meanwhile.