Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

That it ****in isn't.

A 12-pack of Stella > an Ocean of Champagne.

[Oasis_Lad]

That it ****in isn't.

A 12-pack of Stella > an Ocean of Champagne.

[Southpaw Stinger]

That it ****in isn't.

A 12-pack of Stella > an Ocean of Champagne.

I've got some whisky in for tomorrow, babes. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without it, so it wouldn't.

[Oasis_Lad]

I've got some whisky in for tomorrow, babes. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without it, so it wouldn't.

Aye, another thing the world can thank us penny-pinching Scots for.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, another thing the world can thank us penny-pinching Scots for.

I tell yer Laddie, a world without whisky and Irn Bru doesn't bear thinking about, so it doesn't.

[Oasis_Lad]

I tell yer Laddie, a world without whisky and Irn Bru doesn't bear thinking about, so it doesn't.

That it doesn't.

John Logie baird must be turning in his grave though, with all the **** they are broadcasting on his idiot box.

Songs of Praise? **** off!
X-Factor? **** off!
Repeats? **** off!

[Southpaw Stinger]

That it doesn't.

John Logie baird must be turning in his grave though, with all the **** they are broadcasting on his idiot box.

Songs of Praise? **** off!
X-Factor? **** off!
Repeats? **** off!

Indeed. Any bleedin reality tv can **** right off!

Would yer call ol' Logie the greatest ever Scot darling. I mean TV must be the greatest ever invention right?

[Oasis_Lad]

Indeed. Any bleedin reality tv can **** right off!

Would yer call ol' Logie the greatest ever Scot darling. I mean TV must be the greatest ever invention right?

There's a fair few candidates, darling.

I hardly ever use the telephone, so i think it's a tad overrated.

We have a lot of literary greats; Barrie, Burns, Conan Doyle, Robert Louis Stevenson.

We gave the world David Hume, David Livingstone and many more.

We gave the world; Anaesthetics, Penicillin, Geosciences, Microwave Ovens ( Where would a bachelor bum boy be without em, eh?) Pneumatic Tyres, Radar, Refrigerators and the ultimate invention.... Whisky.

Still, it all pales in comparison next to me trousersnake does it not? So can we say that the greatest thing to ever come out of Scotland is me, Laddie?

[Southpaw Stinger]

There's a fair few candidates, darling.

I hardly ever use the telephone, so i think it's a tad overrated.

We have a lot of literary greats; Barrie, Burns, Conan Doyle, Robert Louis Stevenson.

We gave the world David Hume, David Livingstone and many more.

We gave the world; Anaesthetics, Penicillin, Geosciences, Microwave Ovens ( Where would a bachelor bum boy be without em, eh?) Pneumatic Tyres, Radar, Refrigerators and the ultimate invention.... Whisky.

Still, it all pales in comparison next to me trousersnake does it not? So can we say that the greatest thing to ever come out of Scotland is me, Laddie?

It's highly likely, darling. Infact if you were born a century earlier, I'd wager me left nut that you'd invent the television first un'all. So yes yer the best and ***iest, Laddie

[Oasis_Lad]

It's highly likely, darling. Infact if you were born a century earlier, I'd wager me left nut that you'd invent the television first un'all. So yes yer the best and ***iest, Laddie

I'd have invented it darling, but i'd have put a ****** filter inside, so that the likes of the X-Factor would be un-broadcastable.

Even in the early 20th century - my televisions would all have been in High Definition an' all.