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    #19181
    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    What age are yer gunning for Hoff? Is Herman a young bloke or the kind that has seen plenty of German sausage?
    I aint sure yet, probably an experienced sausage handler though. These young fellas are mostly just arse lickers or tit lickers at best.

    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
    What about one of these delightful looking fellas, Hoff:

    I think you've cracked it laddie. One of them fellas will be up to the job.

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      #19182
      Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
      I aint sure yet, probably an experienced sausage handler though. These young fellas are mostly just arse lickers or tit lickers at best.



      I think you've cracked it laddie. One of them fellas will be up to the job.

      Bleedin eck, I have devled into **** culture for you hoff, me lover

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        #19183
        Das Ist Gut Jah!?

        Ver Ist Der Autobahn!

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          #19184
          Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
          Bleedin eck, I have devled into **** culture for you hoff, me lover

          Mother of Alan! It's Welter Skelter!

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            #19185
            If there are an infinite number of alternative universes were every action is played out; does that mean there is an Earth were men burnt their boxer shorts to gain equal rights?

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              #19186
              Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
              Mother of Alan! It's Welter Skelter!
              He has his fingers in a lot of pies, darling.

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                #19187
                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                If there are an infinite number of alternative universes were every action is played out; does that mean there is an Earth were men burnt their boxer shorts to gain equal rights?
                Aye, and white chaps like us were ******.

                Originally posted by Sonofsis's ancestors in an alternate universe
                Cracker, go pick that cotton. I'sa gonna whip you so hard...
                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                He has his fingers in a lot of pies, darling.
                He's a man of many talents is our Welt.

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                  #19188
                  Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                  Aye, and white chaps like us were ******.
                  **** that.

                  The universe can be a heartless bastard.

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                    #19189
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    **** that.

                    The universe can be a heartless bastard.
                    A black hole swallowed the universe's heart. Would yer adam and steve it?

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                      #19190
                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      **** that.

                      The universe can be a heartless bastard.

                      Indeed, and in this alternate universe the Hoff is shagging gingers left, right and ****ing centre. What a bleedin nightmare.

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