Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

That sounds like a mighty ***y way to nod off Laddie.

It's either that or a book and i don't have the energy to concentrate on a novel.

I wish i was one of those ****s that just puts the glasses on the side drawer, turns off the light and is in the land of nod faster than you can say "Concorde"

[TheHoff!]

It's either that or a book and i don't have the energy to concentrate on a novel.

I wish i was one of those ****s that just puts the glasses on the side drawer, turns off the light and is in the land of nod faster than you can say "Concorde"

You could always take the matt route: wank yerself into unconsciousness.

Yer sore trousersnake might not thank you in the morning though.

[Oasis_Lad]

Or listen to a few Forever Misled speeches, nah... **** that. That's torture.

[TheHoff!]

Or listen to a few Forever Misled speeches, nah... **** that. That's torture.

I'd rather stick me trousersnake in a blender than listen to a Forever Misled speech.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'd rather stick me trousersnake in a blender than listen to a Forever Misled speech.

There is probably some alternate reality where people like Forever boring give the speeches and people like Martin Luther King post on the internet.

**** the poor astronaut that gets sent into outer space and mistakingly goes through a wormhole only to land on that godforsaken planet.

[TheHoff!]

There is probably some alternate reality where people like Forever boring give the speeches and people like Martin Luther King post on the internet.

**** the poor astronaut that gets sent into outer space and mistakingly goes through a wormhole only to land on that godforsaken planet.

They need to find God, Alan would save them from if they just put their faith in him and his trowel. No **** should have to endure a forever boring speech. Not even aliens. They deserve better.

[Oasis_Lad]

Too bloody right.

Hoff, i'm off to bed, my love.

Kisses....

[TheHoff!]

Too bloody right.

Hoff, i'm off to bed, my love.

Kisses....

Me too darling. Goodnight.

Shag yer later

[Phunky Villian]

oi oi, anyone about?

[Phunky Villian]

anyone awake...... sunrise.