Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Blow up dolls are surprisingly durable, Laddie.

From what I've heard.

Polythene Pam or ***y Sadie?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Polythene Pam or ***y Sadie?

I always liked Lustie Linda and ****** Estella.

[Oasis_Lad]

I always liked Lustie Linda and ****** Estella.

Fancy a 6sum?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Fancy a 6sum?

Any time, Laddie.

Do you have a pump anywhere or are your's self inflatable?

[Oasis_Lad]

Any time, Laddie.

Do you have a pump anywhere or are your's self inflatable?

I've got a love-pump that should have them standing to attention in next to no time.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've got a love-pump that should have them standing to attention in next to no time.

Trousersnakes > Handpumps


We must begin

[Oasis_Lad]

Trousersnakes > Handpumps


We must begin

*Whips off kecks and dives under the duvet with Southpaw*

[Southpaw Stinger]

*Whips off kecks and dives under the duvet with Southpaw*

Don't forget Polythene Pam

[Oasis_Lad]

Don't forget Polythene Pam

She's inflated and ready to be mated.

[Southpaw Stinger]

She's inflated and ready to be mated.

I think I've given her a puncture. I ope' you got plasters, Laddie. That usually fixers em'.