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    Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
    I've managed to get me hands on some cans lads. Only 4 cans mind but it's better than being a completely sober ****.
    I gave in to me urges and purchased another crate - so it's beans "n" toast for me for a whole week.

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      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      I gave in to me urges and purchased another crate - so it's beans "n" toast for me for a whole week.
      Sacrifices must be made me darling and I must say, I admire your dedication. Frank would be proud, he truly would.

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        Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
        Sacrifices must be made me darling and I must say, I admire your dedication. Frank would be proud, he truly would.
        I do it all for Frank.

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          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          I do it all for Frank.
          He's an inspiration to us all.

          Who's the next get to know a limey laddie? I said that we'd give Welter a go some time soon but I saw that you asked mgkirkpatrick. Either of them two ****s would be good.

          What says you?

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            Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
            He's an inspiration to us all.

            Who's the next get to know a limey laddie? I said that we'd give Welter a go some time soon but I saw that you asked mgkirkpatrick. Either of them two ****s would be good.

            What says you?
            I can't believe we haven't done Welter.

            What a couple of ****s, eh?

            The moose loving - moggy ******ing - Wlad masturbating ex-Canuck gets me all excited so he does.... let's do Welter.

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              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              I can't believe we haven't done Welter.

              What a couple of ****s, eh?

              The moose loving - moggy ******ing - Wlad masturbating ex-Canuck gets me all excited so he does.... let's do Welter.
              Welter it is. We'll have fun with him so we will. When I've thought of a few question I'll pm them to yer laddie.

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                Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                Welter it is. We'll have fun with him so we will. When I've thought of a few question I'll pm them to yer laddie.
                We'll be back to our most witty hilarious best for Welter so we will.

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                  Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                  We'll be back to our most witty hilarious best for Welter so we will.
                  Aye, Welter will bring out the best in us. I foresee questions about cream cakes, sausage rolls, top cat and garfield. Much fun will be had by all so it will.

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                    Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                    Aye, Welter will bring out the best in us. I foresee questions about cream cakes, sausage rolls, top cat and garfield. Much fun will be had by all so it will.
                    Welter's like a pool of creativity that you can slurp up with a straw - especially for a satirist like yourself, me darling.

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                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      Welter's like a pool of creativity that you can slurp up with a straw - especially for a satirist like yourself, me darling.
                      He's a ****in ocean darling. I'm bloated and fit to burst so I am. Me belly is doing an impression of 2nd to none or the dosia...or any other fat yank you may care to mention.

                      To be truthful with yer darling, if me belly keeps this up I'm gonna ****ing disown it. There's only so much yer should take off yer belly, you know? It's like 2nd and his balls. He's never had them under control and now he's paying the price.

                      It's all about discipline. I'll show me belly who's boss.

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