Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Be gentle.

My anus is still sore from last night.

I will ease into it slowly, Laddie. Brace yourself

[Oasis_Lad]

I will ease into it slowly, Laddie. Brace yourself

*Braces anus muscles*

[Southpaw Stinger]

*Braces anus muscles*

Was it good for you, babes?

[Oasis_Lad]

It was short but sweet, babes.

Shawshank > The rest.

[Oasis_Lad]

Where is my Hoffy?

[TheHoff!]

I am here!

The filth are all over brum so they are. Today they stopped me taxi and made me late so they did. ****in shag monkeys!

[Southpaw Stinger]

I am here!

The filth are all over brum so they are. Today they stopped me taxi and made me late so they did. ****in shag monkeys!

We are honoured by you're ***y presence, so we are.

[TheHoff!]

We are honoured by you're ***y presence, so we are.

Nevermind honour and all that malarkey, I want some ****ing bum love so I do.

Get to work southpaw, I need your love serpent to slide all over me

[Southpaw Stinger]

Nevermind honour and all that malarkey, I want some ****ing bum love so I do.

Get to work southpaw, I need your love serpent to slide all over me

your wish is my command, babes. The trouser snake is ready to strike

[TheHoff!]

your wish is my command, babes. The trouser snake is ready to strike

And a bloody potent trouser snake it is an all. I've often had to suck the poison out.