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    Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
    No, but he needs to get in here and let me escape to glory. His tunnel is very inviting so it is
    I'd bet them ****s from the great escape would escape and deliberately get caught and repeat the process if it was Southpaw's tunnel.

    I can't say i'd blame them though.

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      Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
      No, but he needs to get in here and let me escape to glory. His tunnel is very inviting so it is
      Did I hear my name mentioned? Are you fellas missing me as much as 2nd to none is?

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        Originally posted by The Glory Days View Post
        Did I hear my name mentioned? Are you fellas missing me as much as 2nd to none is?
        Glory days, how would you like to enroll at the - Laddie school of Hard Knocks and Big ****s ?

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          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          Glory days, how would you like to enroll at the - Laddie school of Hard Knocks and Big ****s ?
          Where do i sign up? and what will be the first lesson of the day?

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            Originally posted by The Glory Days View Post
            Where do i sign up? and what will be the first lesson of the day?
            Come to Scotland and i will have your room all made up for you.

            The lesson is up to one of your teachers. It could be me, Southpaw or Jimmy the gent.

            Personally I'd break you in slow and just start off with a nice oral exam. The other two although just as good, can be tough on new recruits, but you will go from soft to hard in no time.

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              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              Come to Scotland and i will have your room all made up for you.

              The lesson is up to one of your teachers. It could be me, Southpaw or Jimmy the gent.

              Personally I'd break you in slow and just start off with a nice oral exam. The other two although just as good, can be tough on new recruits, but you will go from soft to hard in no time.
              I'm a willing and malleable student Mr Lad. Mould me in your image, I've heard that you are a love god with a divine gift for ******s.

              I wouldn't mind a piece of this Southpaw as well. He sounds like a tasty dish.

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                Originally posted by The Glory Days View Post
                I'm a willing and malleable student Mr Lad. Mould me in your image, I've heard that you are a love god with a divine gift for ******s.

                I wouldn't mind a piece of this Southpaw as well. He sounds like a tasty dish.
                Just follow what we do, try to learn and you will be a straight A student.

                The ladies will wet their panties at the mere sight of you and the fellas won't be able to cross their legs whilst sitting down due to the fact that they will all be sporting massive erections.

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                  Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                  Just follow what we do, try to learn and you will be a straight A student.

                  The ladies will wet their panties at the mere sight of you and the fellas won't be able to cross their legs whilst sitting down due to the fact that they will all be sporting massive erections.
                  I'll be just like BrooklyBomber then. I can't wait

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                    Originally posted by The Glory Days View Post
                    I'll be just like BrooklyBomber then. I can't wait
                    That is what we teachers call an A+ grade - A Brooklyn. It's what every student aspires to be.

                    Some ****s get an F- though. This is called a Smokin. The people who get this grade are usually **** at sports and get bullied in the shower.

                    I hope you will prove to be in the top half.

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                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      That is what we teachers call an A+ grade - A Brooklyn. It's what every student aspires to be.

                      Some ****s get an F- though. This is called a Smokin. The people who get this grade are usually **** at sports and get bullied in the shower.

                      I hope you will prove to be in the top half.
                      I'll be hoping to be at the top of my class, and on top of my class mates. I doubt many bum boys recieve such a good education as the one I am about to recieve.

                      Laddies school of Hard Knocks and Big ****s > Oxford University.

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