Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Twat.



Good, just mulling over how I am going to capture Jennifer's affections.

GHB is your friend.

[TheHoff!]

Slightly drunk and horny.

Just the way I like you darling

[The Raging Bull]

GHB is your friend.

Laddie, I won't need drugs to pull her. Your charisma and pulling power has rubbed off on me

[The Raging Bull]

Just the way I like you darling


You'll have to get in line I'm afraid Raging. I've had me eye on Jennifer for the last ten years now.

I'll let you have a quick wank over her before I marry her

[Oasis_Lad]

Just the way I like you darling

I'm all yours tonight, Hoff.

[TheHoff!]

I'll let you have a quick wank over her before I marry her

I'm going to impregnate her and then let you marry her so you have to bring up my child.

I'm all yours tonight, Hoff.

That makes me happy darling. You are my bleeding light so you are.

My laddie > Jennifer.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm going to impregnate her and then let you marry her so you have to bring up my child.

That makes me happy darling. You are my bleeding light so you are.

My laddie > Jennifer.

Due to my beer drinking.... my **** shall soon rival Jennifer's anyway.

[The Raging Bull]

I'm going to impregnate her and then let you marry her so you have to bring up my child.

That makes me happy darling. You are my bleeding light so you are.

My laddie > Jennifer.

It's ok Hoff. I'll dye the kids hair ginger then hunt you down and give him to you

And;

Jennifer > Everyone (apart from Exige, naturally)

[TheHoff!]

Due to my beer drinking.... my **** shall soon rival Jennifer's anyway.

I love your moobs laddie. Everyone needs a man boob for a pillow.

Keep drinking darling, I like a bleeding tit wank so I do.

[Oasis_Lad]

I love your moobs laddie. Everyone needs a man boob for a pillow.

Keep drinking darling, I like a bleeding tit wank so I do.

Some people drink to help them cope. I only drink to please you.