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    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    let us continue
    Oh that feels good Southpaw. You need to pass your skills on to the next generation. Everyone needs a ***ual sensei like you so they do.

    Make matt your first pupil.

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      Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
      Oh that feels good Southpaw. You need to pass your skills on to the next generation. Everyone needs a ***ual sensei like you so they do.

      Make matt your first pupil.

      I shall take him for a test drive and show him me ropes.

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        Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
        I shall take him for a test drive and show him me ropes.
        He's a fast learner. He'll soon be up to our **** licking standards with you to guide him.

        Hold a few secrets back though eh...it always pisses me off when the pupil eclipses the master and gets a big ****in ego and ****. That's when you have to knock the wee arogant ****ers back down to their arse licking size just to teach em a lesson.

        Matt's well grounded though. He wont let the power that comes with the **** licking skills go to his head.

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          Even Shanus in an alcoholic stupor couldn't fail to get an erection during one of our orgies.

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            Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
            Even Shanus in an alcoholic stupor couldn't fail to get an erection during one of our orgies.
            True...but you never know with Shanus. He could've been so drunk he was falling off to sleep and automatically started counting sheep, which subsequently gave him an erection.

            You never can tell can you laddie...

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              Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
              True...but you never know with Shanus. He could've been so drunk he was falling off to sleep and automatically started counting sheep, which subsequently gave him an erection.

              You never can tell can you laddie...
              The Welsh eh ? What can you do with em' ?

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                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                The Welsh eh ? What can you do with em' ?
                Set exige on em. That's what I'd do.

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                  Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                  Set exige on em. That's what I'd do.
                  That little nation obliterator, sure has energy to burn, doesn't he ? first Iran and now the welsh! I say we set him on the Yanks next.

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                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    That little nation obliterator, sure has energy to burn, doesn't he ? first Iran and now the welsh! I say we set him on the Yanks next.
                    He's sure got his work cut out for him but I know he'll rise to the challenge. He's got a mighty good spring for a little lad and those yanks wont know what has bleeding hit em. Even the dosia will be taken out by exige the storming conquerer. He's like the tazmanian devil so he is, just whirling round causing chaos and destruction.

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                      Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                      He's sure got his work cut out for him but I know he'll rise to the challenge. He's got a mighty good spring for a little lad and those yanks wont know what has bleeding hit em. Even the dosia will be taken out by exige the storming conquerer. He's like the tazmanian devil so he is, just whirling round causing chaos and destruction.
                      Some Yanks are ok and to save them, we would have to find their pants and let Exige have a whiff.... so as to not attack, but that's just too much of a ****ing hassle, isn't it ?

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