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    #15471
    Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
    It's every ****s fantasy aint it.

    My third leg is thicker than heathers prosthetic leg you know laddie...
    Of course i know. I acquaint myself with it every night

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      #15472
      I'm here I'm *****

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        #15473
        Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
        Of course i know. I acquaint myself with it every night
        Southpaw said me girth was one of me best assets...although he's no slouch in that department an all.

        In fact all three of us have been blessed by the allah fella.

        If only smokin was as lucky as us.

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          #15474
          Originally posted by Chris_Ryan View Post
          I'm here I'm *****
          Drop those drawers and get on all fours
          We hate detroit red... we hate bores
          ***** is our way, say what you may
          **** the anti-banter mob.....the ****ing whores.

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            #15475
            Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
            Southpaw said me girth was one of me best assets...although he's no slouch in that department an all.

            In fact all three of us have been blessed by the allah fella.

            If only smokin was as lucky as us.
            some people donate lungs... i however shall donate half of me **** to smokin' it's only fair.

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              #15476
              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              some people donate lungs... i however shall donate half of me **** to smokin' it's only fair.
              Smokin's been asking for my **** for a long time but I always deny him the pleasure.

              You're a generous man and once your **** donation is complete you'll still be hung like a bastard donkey so all is well my son.

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                #15477
                Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                Smokin's been asking for my **** for a long time but I always deny him the pleasure.

                You're a generous man and once your **** donation is complete you'll still be hung like a bastard donkey so all is well my son.
                That i shall.

                Here's to Laddie's big truncheon

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                  #15478
                  Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                  That i shall.

                  Here's to Laddie's big truncheon
                  I'll drink to that

                  Never a better toast has there been...

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                    #15479
                    you all like a bag of juicy cum saturated bollocks, now is there owt decent on tele tonite/s'morning lads? tar.

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                      #15480
                      Originally posted by "h@z!" View Post
                      you all like a bag of juicy cum saturated bollocks, now is there owt decent on tele tonite/s'morning lads? tar.
                      Sounds like a good offer. Me and laddie will take those cum saturated bollocks with one sugar please.

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