Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

The ol' Lay 'N' Pray.

[Left Hook Tua]

I ripped out my catheter by choice. I'm a right hard bastard I am.

would have done the same but damn docs drugged me.

fecking fleecing western medicine. it was small knives and the bats were aluminum not wood.

all i wanted was some band aid and tylenol.

[Left Hook Tua]

The ol' Lay 'N' Pray.

it was so cute how you tried so hard to get up.

[Oasis_Lad]

Tua's Nephew Vs Moi:

[Left Hook Tua]

Tua's Nephew Vs Moi:

my nephew is taking tae kwon do now.

the most useless martial art ever invented.

my goddaughter takes judo. she is gonna beat and abuse him when they hook up.

[Southpaw Stinger]

my nephew is taking tae kwon do now.

the most useless martial art ever invented.

my goddaughter takes judo. she is gonna beat and abuse him when they hook up.

He's a couple of spinning kicks away from getting a parking ticket.

[Left Hook Tua]

He's a couple of spinning kicks away from getting a parking ticket.

he's an ice skate away from being kristy yamaguchi tbqh.

[Southpaw Stinger]

he's an ice skate away from being kristy yamaguchi tbqh.

Oh he's one of them. Aren't you the lucky one!

[Left Hook Tua]

Oh he's one of them. Aren't you the lucky one!

i was comparing tae kwon do to figure skating.

what are you going on about?

[Southpaw Stinger]

i was comparing tae kwon do to figure skating.

what are you going on about?

I was talking about having a figure skater in the family. It must be a very blessed thing.