Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

tua is not allowed in here.

chunk and he had a dust up over a slice of pie the other month.

can't have those shenanigans in such a prestigeous institution.

they were both given a timeout from the gardening and recreation thread.

That's some serious **** right there. A mans pie is like his pint, it aint to be messed with son. No wonder they both got their ticket.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I haven't seen any of this years ****s yet. I may stick it on iplayer and have a wee goosey gander. Are there any really irritating arrogant ****s that have really corny sayings about how they're the best salesman in the whole of europe and all that malarkey. I love it when the ****y ones get shown up to be dumb ****s, it's great so it is.

I'd like Alan's job, only I wouldn't hire anyone. I'd probably fire em all by about halfway through the series if truth be told.

Mr. KFC, are you Tua in disguise? I don't know who any of you ****s are anymore.

They all talk big, but there's an irish lass called Jane McEvoy. She's a sneaky **** so she is. She'll go far in this bleedin' competition.

[OG Ballhog]

That's some serious **** right there. A mans pie is like his pint, it aint to be messed with son. No wonder they both got their ticket.

actually.....

the pie didn't belong to either.

but they had fisticuffs over it nonetheless.


so the two ****s were battered , bruised and banned (and significatly out of breath btw) and banished from the lang.

whilst clegg came around later wondering where everyone was and what happened to his pie.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

They all talk big, but there's an irish lass called Jane McEvoy. She's a sneaky **** so she is. She'll go far in this bleedin' competition.

Who's yer favourite all time aprrentices Southpaw? I liked me a bit of the Badger. Also Raef, he could be a pompous prick but I remember he stuck up for a lass one time when everyone else was sticking the boot in and I liked him for that so I did.

The one I couldn't stand was that Saira Khan from the first series. I hate that tart with a passion. Even today if I see her on the box I feel like kicking me samsung off the wall and stomping on the f@cker. She was a know nothing never laced em up slag, as our dearly departed friend Mr. Rockin would say.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

actually.....

the pie didn't belong to either.

but they had fisticuffs over it nonetheless.


so the two ****s were battered , bruised and banned (and significatly out of breath btw) and banished from the lang.

whilst clegg came around later wondering where everyone was and what happened to his pie.

Under the florida stand yer ground if yer pies being stolen laws Clegg technically had the right to shoot both of them ****s through the heart.

[OG Ballhog]

Under the florida stand yer ground if yer pies being stolen laws Clegg technically had the right to shoot both of them ****s through the heart.

no need.

cholesterol will get them eventually.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Who's yer favourite all time aprrentices Southpaw? I liked me a bit of the Badger. Also Raef, he could be a pompous prick but I remember he stuck up for a lass one time when everyone else was sticking the boot in and I liked him for that so I did.

The one I couldn't stand was that Saira Khan from the first series. I hate that tart with a passion. Even today if I see her on the box I feel like kicking me samsung off the wall and stomping on the f@cker. She was a know nothing never laced em up slag, as our dearly departed friend Mr. Rockin would say.

Aye, Raef got in me good books when he went against all that forced nasty bollocks and stood up for that wee lass. I'll have to say him since I quickly forget most of them once the series has ended. Being a reet ****, I missed the first series so I don't have a clue about that Saira Khan sort.

[Toney Loc]

How are things in Gardening and Recreation boys?

:mangler:

[MANGLER]

Motherfuck gardening. I'm all about the recreation tho. Too bad it's all drink without pink lately.

[Clegg]

Was thinking of starting a 'Zimmerman appreciation thread' and then posting a bunch of Bob Dylan videos.