Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

RIP Davy Jones.

Can Bowie get his name back now?

[Bootneck]

Can Bowie get his name back now?

remember the alamo!


and it was davy crockett not jones.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I remember The Alamo. I saw it once in London, in Leicester Square.

[Bootneck]

I remember The Alamo. I saw it once in London, in Leicester Square.

the one with john wayne in it?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Right. With Laurence Harvey. Everybody dies in it. Very bloody.

[Bootneck]

Right. With Laurence Harvey. Everybody dies in it. Very bloody.

the "rest of the story" guy?

love those little clips on the radio.


.....and now you know.....the rest of the story.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Reminds me of a joke.

There was this aeroplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York, and it was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol. So they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out all the seats, but it's still too heavy. Finally, this Frog, he steps up, shouts "Vive la France", and leaps out. Then an Englishman, he steps up, shouts "God save the Queen", and he leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate, from Texas, he steps up, shouts: "Remember the Alamo", and chucks out the Mexican!

[Bootneck]

i got a plane joke too.


kobe bryant , giselle bundchen , president ***** , queen elizabeth and a 10-yr. old boy are flying on a plane.

plane has a mechanical failure and the pilot announces that they were about to crash but there are 4 parachutes available.

kobe bryant then exclaims "i'm the best basketball player in the world. i cannot die yet."

and kobe grabs a parachute and jumps out the plane.

seeing this , giselle bundchen also ran to grab a parachute. "i'm the most beautiful model in the world. i can't die here."

third to get up was president *****. "i'm the smartest and most powerful man in the world. i must live." , he screams as he jumps out the door.

the queen then turns to the little boy and says, "well, i'm an old lady and have lived a long life. you're still young with plenty of years ahead of you. you can have the last parachute."

the little boy then turns to the queen and says, "no , your highness. we can both live. there's two parachutes left."

"the smartest and most powerful man in the world , president ***** , took my backpack."

[Southpaw Stinger]

Hehe. What a plonker!

[Bootneck]

been getting a couple of negative comments about my avatar through pm and my user profile.

i'm starting to think that some people didn't like lady margaret.....