Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Jimmy: Hey, what gives?

Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery.

Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call.

Jimmy's Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.

Jimmy: Dear God! What have I done?

(Jimmy pulls gun)

Jimmy's Dad: Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of...yep...zinc.

Jimmy: Come back zinc, Come Back!

[TRAV1$]

Wonderful.

[TRAV1$]

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

I'm surprised Schofield hasn't went into '**** Mode' yet.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Britain's Boobiest Boobers ( Or some shizzle ):

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

A little TOO good for an Eight-Year-Old. Methinks I smell a hint of the Daddy.





Lisa, after talking to your Father, I'm going to award you extra points.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

"So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars!" - Nelson Muntz

[Bootneck]

paw's counterpart in the pinay lounge.

[Bootneck]

"So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars!" - Nelson Muntz

my dad died for that flag!