Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Wazza and friends:

[Southpaw Stinger]

[MrTambourineMan]

Buckets of rain,
Buckets of tears.
Got all these Buckets,
Coming out of my ears.

[MrTambourineMan]

Buckets of chicken,
Southern Fry,
Got all these buckets,
An' some apple pie.

[Oasis_Lad]

Bad Reviews For Good Moives

"An empty-headed horror movie with nothing to recommend it"

Dave Kehr, Chicago Reader on Alien

"Star Wars is a junkyard of cinematic gimcracks not unlike the Jawas' heap of purloined, discarded, barely functioning droids"

Peter Keough, Boston Phoenix on Star Wars

"A theme park ride masquerading as master's thesis"

Luke Y Thompson, New Times on Schindler's List

"Part II's dialogue often sounds like cartoon captions...its insights are fairly lame"

Vincent Canby, New York Times on The Godfather Part II

"Plodding, puffed-up kitsch mistaking itself for profound psycho noir that the source material won't support"

Jurgen Fauth, About.com on The Dark Knight

"So chic, studied and murky it resembles a cross between a Nike commercial and a bad Polish art film"

David Ansen, Newsweek on Se7en

"A very dark and far too long thriller with many dull moments that would serve the film better by moving along a bit faster."

Chris Hicks, Deseret News on Blade Runner

"Most of the jokes are groan-worthy, and some are downright racist."

Josh Larsen, Larsen On Film on Airplane!

"Inappropriate and wrongheaded interruptions reveal the fragile nature of the plot and prevent it from working...a mess"

Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times on Die Hard

"This movie seems to me almost a mishmash of the worst bits that were left out of previous Coen Brothers outings"

Widgett Walls, Needcoffee.com on The Big Lebowski

"It is a coarse-grained and exploitative work which depends on excess for its impact. Ashore it is a bore, awkwardly staged and lumpily written"

Charles Champlin, Los Angeles Times on JAWS

[Talisayen]

Wishing all my mates here a warm and wonderful Thanksgiving day!!!

[TRAV1$]

Little bastards.

[Southpaw Stinger]

"An empty-headed horror movie with nothing to recommend it"

Dave Kehr, Chicago Reader on Alien

"Star Wars is a junkyard of cinematic gimcracks not unlike the Jawas' heap of purloined, discarded, barely functioning droids"

Peter Keough, Boston Phoenix on Star Wars

"A theme park ride masquerading as master's thesis"

Luke Y Thompson, New Times on Schindler's List

"Part II's dialogue often sounds like cartoon captions...its insights are fairly lame"

Vincent Canby, New York Times on The Godfather Part II

"Plodding, puffed-up kitsch mistaking itself for profound psycho noir that the source material won't support"

Jurgen Fauth, About.com on The Dark Knight

"So chic, studied and murky it resembles a cross between a Nike commercial and a bad Polish art film"

David Ansen, Newsweek on Se7en

"A very dark and far too long thriller with many dull moments that would serve the film better by moving along a bit faster."

Chris Hicks, Deseret News on Blade Runner

"Most of the jokes are groan-worthy, and some are downright racist."

Josh Larsen, Larsen On Film on Airplane!

"Inappropriate and wrongheaded interruptions reveal the fragile nature of the plot and prevent it from working...a mess"

Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times on Die Hard

"This movie seems to me almost a mishmash of the worst bits that were left out of previous Coen Brothers outings"

Widgett Walls, Needcoffee.com on The Big Lebowski

"It is a coarse-grained and exploitative work which depends on excess for its impact. Ashore it is a bore, awkwardly staged and lumpily written"

Charles Champlin, Los Angeles Times on JAWS

Spot on about The Dark Knight.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Wishing all my mates here a warm and wonderful Thanksgiving day!!!

Happy Kill teh Natives day to you too.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Feckin' Masterchef.

Cookery bollocks everywhere.