Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
Aye, our old black chow chow dog died a while back, he was a good dog, he barked at everybody he didn't know that was just passing by, and even had a pittbull coward away after a face off once, during his prime. He bit some girl once, and she had to go get checked for rabies lulz, good times in teh hood. His name was Tyson.
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