Limey Lang

[BOLLOCKS]

Asian beezies have more arse than Ellen Page.

[Left Hook Tua]

She ain't all that. Pretty face, silly hair, mediocre **** and arse, toned body.
I'd give her an 7/10.

you would nut in your pants if you were to get within 4 feet of her (fully clothed)

[Clegg]

Eh, I'll take what I can get.

[Left Hook Tua]

Eh, I'll take what I can get.

women are like food.

we all have different tastes but we never turn down a free meal.

[BOLLOCKS]

you would nut in your pants if you were to get within 4 feet of her (fully clothed)

I'd nut me pants when near a 5/10 beezy(fully unconscious).

[Left Hook Tua]

women are like fruit.

wash before eating.

[Left Hook Tua]

I'd nut me pants when near a 5/10 beezy(fully unconscious).

5'10?

i thought you don't like tall beezies?

[Clegg]

Women are like sports cars.

Once you're inside, you always end up going faster than you should.

[BOLLOCKS]

5'10?

i thought you don't like tall beezies?

Mexico-USA play a friendly match in 6 days. Innit like. They got a new manger, he's German, You gonna watch?

[Left Hook Tua]

women are like amusement parks.

you have to pay to get on the ride.