Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

why does rich call himself loch anyway?

doesn't that mean lake in scottish?

Rich Fjord sounds better.

[BOLLOCKS]

Alright fellas?

Had an alcoholic seizure last week due to a lack of potassium and vitamin in my blood and because I was so dependent on alcohol, I went two days without it which caused my Central Nervous System to send me in to a seizure.

I've spent most of the week laying in a hospital bed attached to a drip and a heart monitor.

Know what the worst thing was though? Not one sponge bath.

Wtf, Should give that Hospital some red k.

[Left Hook Tua]

Wtf, Should give that Hospital some red k.

when i was at the hospital , the nurse that gave me a spongebath was my ex.

(pinays always grow up to be nurses)

[BOLLOCKS]

I was looking at some tan Japanese beezy porrn earlier.

[Left Hook Tua]

I was looking at some tan Japanese beezy porrn earlier.

jap girls look funny.

i think koreans look better.

at least in california.

[BOLLOCKS]

They look Asian.

[Left Hook Tua]

They look Asian.

good observation.

you've become a real expert.

[BOLLOCKS]

At least I didn't say Chinese.

[Clegg]

when i was at the hospital , the nurse that gave me a spongebath was my ex.

(pinays always grow up to be nurses)

Yeah, I remember you saying about being stabbed before (you got a scar?)

No offence but I think going with alcohol for 2 days is a bit more serious than than.

[BOLLOCKS]

Yeah, I remember you saying about being stabbed before (you got a scar?)

No offence but I think going with alcohol for 2 days is a bit more serious than than.

Could be worse, could have gone 2 days without being stabbed, that's rare in Glasgow.