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    #129281
    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    And if that fails, start harassing her on facebook.
    clegg will not fail.

    he knows where she works and she works in a place were clegg can talk to her without stalking.

    the tua plan is guaranteed to work 100% , 70-80% of the time.

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      #129282
      tua gameplan beta for waitresses:

      after receiving the check , call the waitress over.

      as she is coming over , hold the bill in your hand as you look at it.

      when she gets there , inform her there's something wrong with the check.

      she will take it and look it over.

      when she informs you it looks right and what is wrong with it.

      look the bill over again and ask for a pen or hold out one if you have one and inform her "that her name and number was not written down on it."

      she will laugh. (she was expecting an argument over the bill afterall)

      you should get the number at least half the time even if she's not interested.

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        #129283
        Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
        keira knightley doesn't shoplift
        Aye, Keira's not as cool.

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          #129284
          Originally posted by RICHLOC View Post
          Aye, Keira's not as cool.
          she's prettier though.

          winona = sega genesis

          keira = xbox 360

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            #129285
            Maybe a tad, but she's tall(prefer shorter beezies) and her **** are smaller than a lot of super model's.

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              #129286
              Originally posted by RICHLOC View Post
              Maybe a tad, but she's tall(prefer shorter beezies) and her **** are smaller than a lot of super model's.
              like olivia wilde and selena gomez has ****......


              the only one of your girls that somewhat had **** was the mutant midget that wasn't proportionate.

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                #129287
                Lulz, I like Keira, she's one of me fav celeb beezies too, she's not yet another famous actress with Blonde hair/blue eyes, they're played out in tv/films.

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                  #129288
                  Originally posted by RICHLOC View Post
                  Lulz, I like Keira, she's one of me fav celeb beezies too, she's not yet another famous actress with Blonde hair/blue eyes, they're played out in tv/films.
                  i like some blondes.

                  the ones that don't look like the typical hollywood barbie blonde.


                  but i agree that the brunettes are hotter.

                  odette yustman. :wank:

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                    #129289
                    She's really nice but she's no prime Winona Ryder.

                    Aye, a lot of hot blondes out there, but they need to cast more pretty non-barbie beezies.

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                      #129290
                      looks like the skinny kid from the movie road trip.

                      [IMG]//i216.***********.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album108/winona-ryder05010901.jpg?t=1243629737[/IMG]

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