Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

Not in Manchester mate. The coppers here would likely lend a helping hand if they caught us.
At least that's what I tell meself before committing to a raid.

are you as depressed as clegg and i that kron gracie lost in the finals of the world brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament?

[Southpaw Stinger]

no they were ducking too because one of my other friends had a gun too.

it was a girl fight at a dance auditorium in van nuys.

2 girls got into argument.

the 2 girl's boyfriends got involved.

then their friends.

then one of the friends knew us and then one of the friends from the other side knew the other guys.


what started out as a fight between 2 girls ended up involving like 20 people and a bunch of guns and a grenade.

luckily i didn't go.

I think all acts of violence come down to a bitch being involved somewhere along the line.

[Southpaw Stinger]

are you as depressed as clegg and i that kron gracie lost in the finals of the world brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament?

Gutted, mate.....

Maybe he'll have better luck at Eurovision next year.

[Clyde Barrow]

no they were ducking too because one of my other friends had a gun too.

it was a girl fight at a dance auditorium in van nuys.

2 girls got into argument.

the 2 girl's boyfriends got involved.

then their friends.

then one of the friends knew us and then one of the friends from the other side knew the other guys.


what started out as a fight between 2 girls ended up involving like 20 people and a bunch of guns and a grenade.

luckily i didn't go.

Fighting over broads is ******ed. Fighting because 2 broads are fighting is more ******ed than that. Pulling guns and grenades because 2 girls were fighting is, well, I don't know.

[Left Hook Tua]

Fighting over broads is ******ed. Fighting because 2 broads are fighting is more ******ed than that. Pulling guns and grenades because 2 girls were fighting is, well, I don't know.

the sad thing?

the guy who died was the boyfriend trying to protect his girl who was one of the 2 girls who started the whole thing.

his girl was boning some other dude like a month after he died.

[Clyde Barrow]

Not in Manchester mate. The coppers here would likely lend a helping hand if they caught us.
At least that's what I tell meself before committing to a raid.

I'm not that lucky. I'm surprised I didn't learn that I accidentally started an electrical fire by piss bricking through a window and hitting an entertainment center or something. Trouble seems to follow me around.

[Left Hook Tua]

I think all acts of violence come down to a bitch being involved somewhere along the line.

i think that's what started the punic wars.

hannibal's dad , hamilcar , was a playah!

[Clyde Barrow]

the sad thing?

the guy who died was the boyfriend trying to protect his girl who was one of the 2 girls who started the whole thing.

his girl was boning some other dude like a month after he died.

Crikey. That's fucking horrible. That's why fighting over broads is worthless. They only care if their friends are there to get jealous over your machismo. They forget once it's over with. And of course, getting jailed or in this case, killed doesn't help either.

[Southpaw Stinger]

i think that's what started the punic wars.

hannibal's dad , hamilcar , was a playah!

You can bet on it.

[Left Hook Tua]

Crikey. That's fucking horrible. That's why fighting over broads is worthless. They only care if their friends are there to get jealous over your machismo. They forget once it's over with. And of course, getting jailed or in this case, killed doesn't help either.

2 lessons.

1. fighting over a girl is ******.

2. if you are gonna fight over a girl , make sure you handle it yourself. getting other people involved who might do more than fight is not a good idea.