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    #127061
    Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
    you're thinking too much.
    I find myself thinking about these kind of scenarios a lot these days. I've got the wife, soon I'll have the kid. All I can do now is fantasize.

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      #127062
      Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post
      I find myself thinking about these kind of scenarios a lot these days. I've got the wife, soon I'll have the kid. All I can do now is fantasize.
      Relax mate. After that comes the divorce, then you're back in the saddle, so to speak.

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        #127063
        Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
        Relax mate. After that comes the divorce, then you're back in the saddle, so to speak.
        Damn right. My wife signed the prenup without hesitation.

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          #127064
          Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post
          Damn right. My wife signed the prenup without hesitation.
          It's best for the kid anyway.

          I'm the result of my parents having stayed together. Don't make the same mistake.

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            #127065
            Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
            It's best for the kid anyway.

            I'm the result of my parents having stayed together. Don't make the same mistake.
            If it turns out we're having a daughter, I'm leaving anyway.

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              #127066
              I would prefer a daughter.

              The old saying is, every son kills his father. I can do without all that.

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                #127067
                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                I would prefer a daughter.

                The old saying is, every son kills his father. I can do without all that.
                Not my son. He'll be killing nothing but broads' love gashes. It's the thought of a girl of my own having her shaghole violated that I can do without.

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                  #127068
                  Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post
                  Not my son. He'll be killing nothing but broads' love gashes. It's the thought of a girl of my own having her shaghole violated that I can do without.
                  Oh my girl won't be doing out like that. Absolutely no way.

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                    #127069
                    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                    Oh my girl won't be doing out like that. Absolutely no way.
                    Yes she will. They all do. Young, dumb, horny broads are the greatest thing in the world. Unless they're your daughter. The thought scares the hell out of me. I can't wait to find out I've got cooking in the oven.

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                      #127070
                      Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post
                      Yes she will. They all do. Young, dumb, horny broads are the greatest thing in the world. Unless they're your daughter. The thought scares the hell out of me. I can't wait to find out I've got cooking in the oven.
                      Knowing what we know, about being teen lads back in the day, and what we wanted from those girls and the lengths we'd go to get it - really would shake me up having a daughter. I'd almost pray for a lesbian, provided she wasn't that bull dyke type.
                      Once you're daughter's 13 up, you better follow her around. Keep a piss super soaker ready should any **** get too close.

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