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    #119401
    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    I have a nasty rash in that area between me bollocks and me anus.

    edit: It be known as the perineum.
    Get a big Irish Foreman to apply some cream to thus said area.

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      #119402
      Vet, what job you gonna do when you graduate? Work as a pharmacist for some immoral international drug company that tests on babies?

      'Oh, dropping a kid in a vat of acid and then injecting the remains with petrol doesn't cure cancer'.

      I'm not impressed

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        #119403
        How much does infected English **** go for on the street these days?

        20 quid is me price.

        Take it or leave it bitch.




        I guess what I'm trying to ask is, how much English **** can I get for 20 quid?

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          #119404
          Originally posted by Clegg View Post
          Vet, what job you gonna do when you graduate? Work as a pharmacist for some immoral international drug company that tests on babies?

          'Oh, dropping a kid in a vat of acid and then injecting the remains with petrol doesn't cure cancer'.

          I'm not impressed
          Whatever job he can take. Why do you even talk to that worthless ***git?

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            #119405
            Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
            Get a big Irish Foreman to apply some cream to thus said area.
            I'd rather a ***y Scot do said job.

            The Mick would likely steal me modesty.

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              #119406
              BBC=Big Black ****

              HA!

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                #119407
                Originally posted by The Hope Pope View Post
                BBC=Big Black ****

                HA!
                [IMG]//i912.***********.com/albums/ac328/gbriell/GIF/blush.gif[/IMG]

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                  #119408
                  Originally posted by D.I.E.S.E.L View Post
                  [IMG]//i912.***********.com/albums/ac328/gbriell/GIF/blush.gif[/IMG]
                  I'm not a fan of alphabet based humour either.

                  I'm more of a racial guy.

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                    #119409
                    Originally posted by D.I.E.S.E.L View Post
                    [IMG]//i912.***********.com/albums/ac328/gbriell/GIF/blush.gif[/IMG]
                    Diesel, seriously... you better knock your little ****** games off or I'll **** you worse than Kobe ****d that white *****.

                    Its the only legit way a ****** can get white *****.

                    Is by force.

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                      #119410
                      Originally posted by The Hope Pope View Post
                      Diesel, seriously... you better knock your little ****** games off or I'll **** you worse than Kobe ****d that white *****.

                      Its the only legit way a ****** can get white *****.

                      Is by force.
                      Now that's much more up my alley.

                      Some comics only really come to life when dealing with hecklers.

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