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    #118941
    Originally posted by Bateman View Post
    Sup Nikuhz.
    Nothing much. I must say, the scent of a hot meal and the sight of a hot broad make my penis erect. How about you?

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      #118942
      Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post
      Nothing much. I must say, the scent of a hot meal and the sight of a hot broad make my penis erect. How about you?
      Scent of dead beezies gives me wood.

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        #118943
        Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post
        Nothing wrong with that so long as you're off from work.

        My fiancee is cooking dinner. I'm thinking about going into the kitchen and jumping her right now, but I'm just too tired to move.
        Work. Knew there was something..

        And I know you're in Yankland now, but can we leave this Fiancee thing at the Lang door? Over here, it's 'me bird'
        Me bird's in the kitchen cooking me a pot noodle and a sammich, init.

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          #118944
          Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
          Work. Knew there was something..

          And I know you're in Yankland now, but can we leave this Fiancee thing at the Lang door? Over here, it's 'me bird'
          Me bird's in the kitchen cooking me a pot noodle and a sammich, init.
          Forgive me mate. I'm fast becoming a domesticated man. She loves to hear the f word in place of girlfriend nowadays.

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            #118945
            None of you will ever be one 1/10th the man Chunk is.

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              #118946
              Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              Work. Knew there was something..

              And I know you're in Yankland now, but can we leave this Fiancee thing at the Lang door? Over here, it's 'me bird'
              Me bird's in the kitchen cooking me a pot noodle and a sammich, init.
              That's sooo exotic!!

              oooh la la...

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                #118947
                Originally posted by Subtraction View Post
                None of you will ever be one 1/10th the man Chunk is.

                We couldn't possibly be. He weighs 4 tons.

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                  #118948
                  Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post
                  Forgive me mate. I'm fast becoming a domesticated man. She loves to hear the f word in place of girlfriend nowadays.
                  I'm sure she'll love the b word just as much. Bit of slapping to introduce the idea and yer bird will soon be standing idol with a can of yer favourite brew, on request.

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                    #118949
                    I need to write a CV

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                      #118950
                      Originally posted by Welsh~Wizard View Post
                      I need to write a CV
                      I wrote about some of my favourite boxers on mine. Helped get me my last job. Also filled up some gaps in me work history.

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