Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

My balls really hurt.

I'm on my way out, fellas.

[Clegg]

The famous Glasgow banter, eh?

Aye, it cannae be beat.

My balls really hurt.

I'm on my way out, fellas.

Had a wank earlier using lube. Felt good, shot further than usual, but clean-up took longer. Mixed bag really, probably best saved for when you've got some really good **** rather than your average ****-in-bum-cum-facial stuff.

Hottest woman of the 60s?

[Left Hook Tua]

It has a hot woman looking hot in it. My friend brought round the DVD yesterday and said it was worth a watch, gotta give it back soon so figured I'd give it a go now as I'm in the mood for that kind of thing after finishing the bottle of Teacher's.

I watched Night Of The Creeps just because I like 80s zombie/sci-fi stuff and I hadn't seen it before.

i saw jane fonda on craig ferguson the other week.

craig told her how he use to ********** to her barbarella posters and movie.

awkward.......

My balls really hurt.

I'm on my way out, fellas.

quick , give me your password before you croak.

[Clegg]

i saw jane fonda on craig ferguson the other week.

craig told her how he use to ********** to her barbarella posters and movie.

awkward.......

Was she flattered or just taken aback?

I used to wank over Kirsty Alley. Fonda is old and shot to shit, but at least she doesn't weigh more than Butterbean...

[Left Hook Tua]

Was she flattered or just taken aback?

I used to wank over Kirsty Alley. Fonda is old and shot to shit, but at least she doesn't weigh more than Butterbean...

neither.

she then told a story about the owner of ******. forgot his name. that richard guy.

that guy once told her that he had surgery on his penis when he was young and when he saw barbarella , he popped all his stitches.

jane fonda must've been one hell of a *** symbol back then.

[Clegg]

I dunno, it was the 60s after all.

All they had to wank over back then was Fonda, JFK and Ringo Starr.

[Left Hook Tua]

I dunno, it was the 60s after all.

All they had to wank over back then was Fonda, JFK and Ringo Starr.

who's the *** symbol of our era?

[Oasis_Lad]

Hottest woman of the 60s?

Oooooo..... Good question.

If we're not talking about any of the chicks from Russ Meyer's '60s flicks, then I suppose.....

Claudia Cardinale - whom you probably know from Once Upon A Time In The West. Fell in lover with her ( No **** ) the second I saw her appear on screen.

Dianna Rigg gives me thee 'orn.

Anita Ekberg - Dylan knew the score

Lovely Raquel of course ( Raquel Welch ) - Saw her in The Naked Gun 3, in which she must've have been in her 50s, possibly 60s, and she was hotter than prime Anna Nicole.

Jayne Mansfield would have of course been given a portion of beef ****.

[Clegg]

who's the *** symbol of our era?

Rosie O'Donnell.

[Left Hook Tua]

Rosie O'Donnell.

i would tear her up.



wouldn't let her give me oral though.

i'd be too worried she'd try to eat it to actually enjoy the experience.