Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

i had the weirdest dream about my best friend.

i dreamt i shot her 20 times with a smith and wesson while she was running down a flight of stairs.

[Left Hook Tua]

no i'm being serious. not saying it as a joke or for effect or something.

it was the weirdest damn dream.


she went to my apartment and i was getting ready.

we were gonna go buy jack in the box burgers.

then the scene jumped and she was running down a flight of stairs and i was chasing her.

shot at her 10 times but missed.

then some old grandma lady saw it and told me how to correct my aim and adjust.

then shot at her 10 more times and hit her.


it was weird.

[Oasis_Lad]

Only a Yank would dream about food and Firearms.

[Left Hook Tua]

Only a Yank would dream about food and Firearms.

there was no food.

the 1st part of the dream we were gonna get food.

we didn't though or i don't remember.

it just jumped from one scene to another.


i think it's because i saw RED again last night. then probably saw a jack in the box commercial on tv.

[Left Hook Tua]

hbo was pushing cotto vs. martinez?

before it was pacquiao vs. martinez?

wtf?

martinez is a fucking middleweight.


what's next? they want marquez vs. martinez?

pissed me off.

[J.R]

I fancy a Tikka Masala.

[Left Hook Tua]

I fancy a Tikka Masala.

you know people think tikka masala is indian food?

it's not.

it was invented in scotland.

[Oasis_Lad]

Tua, drop the idea of moving to Australia with ***y Southpaw. It's a pipe dream, Son.

Come to Scotland, and we can grow old together, before eventually dying from Hypothermia. That's a realistic goal.

[Oasis_Lad]

you know people think tikka masala is indian food?

it's not.

it was invented in scotland.

Is there nothing we haven't given the world. F.uck, we rock.

[Left Hook Tua]

Tua, drop the idea of moving to Australia with ***y Southpaw. It's a pipe dream, Son.

Come to Scotland, and we can grow old together, before eventually dying from Hypothermia. That's a realistic goal.

but we already have an all girl catholic school scoped out!

we're getting a loft across the street.