Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Okay, I'll stop now.

[Bastian Loc]

Too much talk, not enough ****.

[Oasis_Lad]

Coincidence that Rizo stops posting when I post ****** Gifs?

Stop tuggin' on yer plonker!

[Left Hook Tua]

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman man shouts "Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full O?coos Sharn."
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)

The man shouts back, "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you."

The Scotsman man shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

[Oasis_Lad]

American/Hawain/Filipino/Cornish humour gets nothing from me.

[Flabulous]

Looks awful. I'm sorry.

[Flabulous]

Feck me! That got my heart beating.

[Oasis_Lad]

Feck me! That got my heart beating.

It ain't gay, it's just skin.

[Flabulous]

It ain't gay, it's just skin.

I would suck on that all night long.

[Oasis_Lad]

I would suck on that all night long.

You're taking it too far again.