Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

[Left Hook Tua]

R.I.P Sir Richard Peele of Suffolk.

everytime i see the word sir typed now.......

it makes me think of clegg's douchebag boyfriend who HAD to addressed as SIR on his package.

[Oasis_Lad]

[Oasis_Lad]

[Oasis_Lad]

Tua, feed me.

[Oasis_Lad]

Since you've been gone, I've been alone.
Like an arm without a bone.
Dangling limply - like a phone that's out of charge.
Like Homer without Marge.
Like an egg without a spoon.
Like a dugong on the moon.
Like a clownfish, without Nemo.
Like Twilight, without EMO.
Like Hardy, without Laurel.
Like high ground, without the moral.
Like Disney, without Walt.
Like battery - without assault.

Like a pet shop without gerbils.
Like Hitler without Goebbels.
Like a dilemma without the di-,
just a lemma and a sigh.
Like déj?without vu,
I am nothing without you.
Till the day that you come back,
I'm like Whitney - without crack.

By Bill Bailey

[Oasis_Lad]

Got two bottles of this:



Roc De Lussac.

? a bottle, down from ?1.99. 750 ml. 13.5%.

[Southpaw Stinger]

everytime i see the word sir typed now.......

it makes me think of clegg's douchebag boyfriend who HAD to addressed as SIR on his package.

A Knight of the Realm.

They love their whisky.

[Oasis_Lad]

Are you ready to rock? I said: Are you READY TO ROCK?!

Hit it!

[Oasis_Lad]

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called “wicked guy”. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn’t always do what other people thought was right. And that man’s name was… I forget. But the point is… I forget that either. Marge, you know who I’m talking about. He used to drive that blue car?