Originally posted by Oasis_Lad
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I wouldn't be hosing them down with water, if you know what I mean *Wink wink*Comment
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Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God. He *is* coming onto me.
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Burns: [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.Comment
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Isn't it white wine with a light skinned chick, red whine with a latina and fizzy orange with the darkies?Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View PostComment
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Where would Gummy Joe be without his Dental Plan?Last edited by Southpaw Stinger; 11-30-2010, 03:36 PM.Comment
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Maybe, but I don't conform to the so-called "rules".Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View PostComment
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Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my ****y stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"Comment
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Well, I wouldn't have Ol' Chomper here that's for sure.Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View PostComment
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