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Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View PostA lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explains that she needs it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes get big and he says, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "Ohhhh. Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
i'll be sure to share that one with some of my colleagues
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Originally posted by INSECT View PostA pinoy man went on a blind date.
When he got to the restaurant, his date took off his blindfold to reveal they were at a vegan restaurant.
He pulled out a gun and killed everyone including his date who he called a **** while he stomped her guts out.
That's the joke.
(no racist)
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****** *******s and cotto stans saying team marg is worse than the mayweathers.
LMFAO
****** , short attention span mofo's.
floyd sr. made fun of how roach talked too. isn't how roach talks part of his parkinson's symptoms too?
1 ******* says it's worse than floyd's racist rant and beating women because millions of people with parkinson's were insulted.
yeah because there's not millions of asians in the world , didn't floyd jr. make fun of asian people?
the mayweathers beat women. that's half of the population.
people are so dumb.
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