Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

is he a ******?

yes.

unless you count getting ******ed by tio marco.

[Clyde Barrow]

No doubt, a million sounds fine. I'll put it in my bets thread.



In memory of Baby Spot (the poor little guy who didn't make it last week) I"m gonna volunteer at a cat rescuing shelter 1 day a week.

His passing will not be in vain.

Confirmed and sigged. And what's this kitten thing about? I'm missing something here.

[BOLLOCKS]

Tua has a small ****, true story.

[Clyde Barrow]

Candy and coffee for breakfast. Quizno's for lunch. Beer and burgers for dinner. 5 lbs gained by the end of the day. Easily.

[Left Hook Tua]

Tua has a small ****, true story.

don't matter what size it is as long as it gets used.

[Left Hook Tua]

where's my jmm video , ****!???!

[Clyde Barrow]

What does *** have to do with alcohol and drugs?

There are many reasons why drugs (including alcohol) and *** are a bad mix. Let's start with the physical. Drinking or doing drugs can sometimes make people feel aroused — maybe that's why so many movies, TV shows, and ads make it seem like being drunk or high makes *** better. But the truth is quite a different story — alcohol and many drugs can actually interfere with ******, and can make it difficult for guys to get erections. Not so ***y after all.

For chronic drinkers, the effects are even more disturbing than not being able to keep it up during a Saturday night binge. Chronic drinking can cause impotence, feminine breast development in men, and shrinking testicles. It also increases the chances of infertility. Again — not very ***y!

Bollocks.

[SirTomJones]

yes.

unless you count getting ******ed by tio marco.

Tio Marco?

[Left Hook Tua]

Tio Marco?

tio means uncle in spanish.

tio marco = uncle mark for you peckerwoods.

[Patty Tanager]

Speaking in the 3rd person is a sure sign you're a ****.