Limey Lang

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[BOLLOCKS]

You can get from where you are to anywhere else in the world in exactly 42 minutes and 12 seconds by travelling through the Earth. Theoretically speaking, if there was a hole that went through the planet and you jumped down it, it would take you 42 minutes and 12 seconds to fall through to the other side because of the gravity. The maximum speed you can travel at depends on where the tunnel is. This tunnel does not have to grow straight down the middle of the Earth. It can be placed anywhere, and it would still take you the same time to come out of the other end. This is known as a "Gravity train" and while it is not feasible on Earth, it might be on the Moon because it has no molten core, but it would take 53 minutes to travel through it because the gravity is weaker. The people who worked out the information regarding the 42 minutes and 12 seconds were Sir Isaac Newton and Robert Hooke, in a series of letters between them.

What happened to Teleportation? Did the fly kill it?

[Oasis_Lad]

[BOLLOCKS]

Lulz, any deepthroat gifs? That aren't of *******s.

[Oasis_Lad]

What happened to Teleportation? Did the fly kill it?

Still in it's infancy. We can teleport small particles from one side of a room to another, But it'll be decades before we can teleport multi-cellular organisms, and maybe even centuries before we can teleport humans to other planets.

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Still in it's infancy. We can teleport small particles from one side of a room to another, But it'll be decades before we can teleport multi-cellular organisms, and maybe even centuries before we can teleport humans to other planets.

How does it work?

[Oasis_Lad]

How does it work?

How am I supposed to know? I'm just a simple Farm Hand.

[BOLLOCKS]

How am I suppose to know? I'm just a simple Farm Hand.

Celtics-Rangers next weekend?

[Oasis_Lad]

Celtics-Rangers next weekend?

Aye, The Huns are in for a hurting.

[Oasis_Lad]

Ivanka ***** would get it: